There...
now that wasn't so bad was it? Afterall, you only spend five minutes a day here, unless you've caught a traveller's stomach bug that is, in which case it could be five hours a day and by then you won't care where you are.

This bathroom
had one of those sinks with an outlet pipe which drained directly onto the floor. After brushing your teeth, you'd look down to see your bare feet covered in foam and spit.