had an affair with a reptilian humanoid prince 100 thousand years
ago. Being mortal homophobic enemies, the head contingencies summon
their representative from the Church Of The
Enraged And Unremitting Dead Souls. The King was turned into a
fly that was swallowed by the amphibian, that was put into suspended
animation, that got frozen into a meteorite, and shot out of the galaxy
from planet Hemmaroid that plummeted to Earth,and suffered pollution.
In the early 1980's the meteor was discovered in Beatrice Boyds backyard
and the frog unearthed, when a bungalow was being built for her incontinent
DR JOHANNES BLOFLI.
It is of great
pleasure for me to announce today the most significant and important
piece involved within this collection. The Balougar frog is the only
one of its kind known. If it wasn't for Frank Boyds angry spate of
incontinence and my extremely knowledgeable assistant Barnaby
who assisted in the 52 day extraction dig, this frog before you would
not be possible. My extensive experience with human engineering tells
me the future in regard to this frog has great potential since a humanoid
DNA strand was discovered within the makeup. Hopefully in a few years
I will assist in the funding for the first humanoid Amphibinite cross
clone for all humanity's benefit, and therefore is by far the most
impressive piece in this collection.
Interview Number: 459
Name: Jason Taddie
Exhibit A: North American Tree Frog (see photo)
Charge: Smuggling the frog in a modified aluminum
My frog passion started when I was a young city boy. My father would
take me to the country and we would spend all day collecting frogs
in jars. We would take them home, I would play with them for a while,
document my collection and then release them into the garden.
I spent every spare moment reading about frogs, breeding frogs, loving
frogs. Unless you have learnt to love and respect frogs you will never
understand why this frog was so important to me.
I traveled to the States in search of the Nth American Wood frog,
it took me 2 months of searching and liaising with some pretty strange
characters, but finally I got one. It cost me four thousand dollars
to have the tiny freezing system specially made, it worked beautifully.
The Wood frog can be frozen, their heart stops beating, they totally
shut down, but when you thaw them out, their hearts kick back in and
they come back to life with no side-effects. Do you know what that
means? We can learn so much from these frogs, you can't take it away
from me, I have worked so hard for so many years just to possess this
Reverend Carmel Nunce
We are fortunate
to have come into possession of this frog before it could do too much
damage. It must be thawed and destroyed for two reasons.
is not part of Gods plan for us, it is not
mentioned in the Bible. The research that this particular frozen Wood
frog encourages is not natural and will benefit no-one.
We just don't know what will result when we start experimenting with
nature. (See Pineappilus giganticus)
God didn't create life for us to defy
- After years
of undercover research into witchcraft and wiccas, I have come to
the conclusion that the present lack of frogs reflects the increase
in satanic activities practiced by witches.
Frogs are evil
creatures conspiring with these pagans to do the devils work. They
are poisonous vessels, producing and carrying powerful chemicals
which can be used as hallucinogens or poisons.
Frog prince propaganda is used to lure young unsuspecting Christians
into the devils clutches.
The tools of the devil must be stamped out and people like Mr James
Taddie must be made an example of, punished to the full extent of
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