The Very Reverend Carmel
"This most precious artifact,
found by one of our famous archaeologists is a holy relic from the
"Church of The Enraged and Unremitting Souls".
This relic is depicted in many manuscripts and diagrams have shown
it in use.
It's well known that the "church of the enraged and unremitting
souls "was one of the branches of the well respected "Two
Minutes or Your Money Back Church".This holy relic was used by
the "Two Minutes or Your Money Back Church"
as a wafer dispenser on feast days and other religious celebrations.
It was also used as a way of maintaining discipline and enforcing
the obedience of nuns and monks. A couple of times the church had
to use it as a punishment device. (Remember the famous king
Balougar who was turned into a frog in suspended animation, by
this particular device.)
Also it had to be used a couple of times on the "Patsy
This artifact is of incalculable value to our parishioners, and our
bother parishioners of our brother faith, both of whom I am certain
sleep well with the knowledge that they are watched over in the darkness
of night by the most paternal of the enraged and unremitting undead