And Moses drewup in all his glory and replied, For it is blue and frilly,
and it is pleasant to look at.
And the cows died of a contagious disease, and the women weeped.
But Aaron otherthoclarped*, and informed Moses that in thirty-four years of walking the desert, it had not once rained without prior warning from the Lord God Almighty, King Of The Universe.
To which Moses replied, and said:
We must be due.
* The meaning of this 13th century English word has been lost.
commentary by johannes blofli