Your access to an adequate supply of quality toilet paper is currently being eroded.

Toilet roll holders are, this minute, being ripped from cubicle walls to be replaced by fascist style, low quality "tissue paper" dispensers.

This is clearly a gross infringement of every student's rite to personal hygene and is unacceptable.

These new dispensers will be forcably removed by students in the name of justice.


Meet outside bldg. 9, 1.30pm, 29 April.

Tools (crowbars, mallets, low calibre rifles, and gelegnite) will be issued to those students willing to fight for their rites!