|Luckless lucy travels magically through the air and back
in time to fall gently into a medieval cart of hay.
||The cart transports her into the village marketplace where a fight is in full swing. Battle axes, blood curdling cries and moans of the dying and wounded...
||Ddddrrreeeewwwweeeeehhhhhhhhh!!! it is the distinctive
sound of Xena's war cry... She emerges from the chaos reaching instinctively
for a new weapon, that being luckless lucy's cleaver. It is extricated from
her skull with a slooshing sound and such force that she is propelled into
||Poor ole Luckless Lucy flies through the air and lands straight onto a huge sow who happens to be eating from a nearby trough. The sow snorts with anger and surprise and gallops off, with Lucy still hanging on for dear life....