THE RAT SLAYER
photo above was taken by a poor innocent rat before he was gutted with
a butter knife.The picture
was found in the unlucky animals' DV camera, discovered by his now widowed
wife and 50 children.
her normal sluggish thinking ability, Jannele is surprisingly fast when
it comes to eradicating rats and mice. Yes boys and girls, Jannele
is a Rat Slayer.
She harbors a deep and blinding hate for all rodents. She has been known
to secretly destroy the animals, whether or not they are kept as pets,
in a zoo or in a wild life centre. Neither the location nor their circumstances
matter to her, as soon as she discovers them, they are as good as dead.
This is usually the case for she is a very efficient exterminator. Her
goal in life is to hunt every last one of these creatures until they
are annihilated. For this very reason, Jannele is wanted
by rats and mice of all varieties around the world. She is also wanted
by a few hamsters, gerbils and guinea pigs when she
accidentally killed their relations during a hunting expedition
gone horribly wrong when an intelligent farm mouse tricked the latter
into wearing "mice" suits for a masquerade party. Due to the adrenalin
rush trickling into her feeble brain she did not realize her error until
it was too late. The
bounty on her head is currently $50.00 with a generous bonus of fifty
slices of cheese, 3 bags of nuts and grains from the Vermin
warned that Jannele is a very dangerous persson to trifle with.
She has been known to assault people
wearing Mouse Mascots. The latest incident was in Disneyland
when she attacked a man wearing a Mickey Mouse costume, (witnesses
say that she tried to disembowel him with a plastic spoon, while screaming
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