Shane wouldn't mind being the first man on Mars. On the long journey there, a bit of a chat with interesting fellas such as Carl Jung, Marcel Duchamp, Einstein, and Joseph Campbell would be an ideal form of procrastination.

Ooh! There's an interesting website here! Or would you like to go home? Bye!
Have you really thought about this Shane?
Do vegetables grow on Mars?
Are there any surf beaches on Mars?